Golden Goblin

A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.

I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month

by boogerjones July 9, 2023

Hoe Goblin

a incredibly short person who steals the worlds supply of hoes and leaves none for the rest of us

ur mother is the biggest hoe goblin this town has ever seen

by trlyhis July 16, 2023

Throat Goblin

a goblin that likes throats.

omg she a fkn throat goblin.

by ainad69 March 6, 2023

Nob Goblin

A male or female who actually can’t help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.

Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.

I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?

by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023

Awp-goblin

A player in CSGO who is legit god himself when it comes to the awp. Legends speak tales of his work when an awp is bestowed in his hands. When he has an awp, its a guaranteed win.

player 1: Did you see Airmass01 on mid?
player 2: Yeah dude, he's an awp-goblin!

by @notAirmass01 August 25, 2023