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Purple Goblin

An penis that has been erect for more than four hours due to boner pill abuse.
Sam had a purple goblin last night. He's still at the hospital.
by NinjaGerbil September 16, 2016
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Vaush-Goblin Fallacy

When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.
Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser
by goblinski May 8, 2024
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ass goblin

The little goblin in your ass, feasting on foods, turning them into shit, waking up and telling your body about it, and helping you take it out. If you don't take it out, eventually, it will either kill you or force it out by itself.
Jake: *chillin*
Jake: yo dude, I think my ass goblin is waking up.
Michael: I think you need to take a shit.
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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voucher goblin

When you cash out at a casino, often times the machines will not give change and instead print out a voucher for the change. Most people just grab their cash and walk away. Voucher goblins hope for this, and hover by the cash out machines at casinos hoping to collect these abandoned vouchers and scrounge up enough to finally make a bet of their own.
You can tell the economy is in shambles when there's more than one voucher goblin camping out by the cash out machines.
by ToastedZergling3 April 3, 2023
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Awp-goblin

A player in CSGO who is legit god himself when it comes to the awp. Legends speak tales of his work when an awp is bestowed in his hands. When he has an awp, its a guaranteed win.
player 1: Did you see Airmass01 on mid?
player 2: Yeah dude, he's an awp-goblin!
by @notAirmass01 August 25, 2023
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Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.
I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.
by Local whore October 15, 2022
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vent goblin

Have you ever seen Craig's vent goblin. He is dark!
by Thypurestandgreatestdadever March 31, 2024
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