hoomemade gravy

A type of gravy, believed to be the greatest of all time.

You haven't lived until you've tried hoomemade gravy

by mgcg May 05, 2016

Gravy spigot

Penis, with "gravy" being the term for semen.

Dude, this chick was so gobbling my gravy spigot!

by BJ Franklin October 15, 2010

Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.

Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!

by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021

gravy mouth

When a chick gives you a blow job after a night out of partying and possibly involving some cocaine (the white). Typically administered by a lady of the night or queen of the brass staff.

Man dog....I was rock hard ready for that special attention from this chick and then she hit my with that gravy mouth. It was lose of hardness from that point on.

by La'Roi Whiskeytaco February 22, 2017

smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache February 21, 2018

Gravy Shaming

When you make so much gravy other think it's for them too.

I was going to eat all that gravy but you gravy shamed me so I gave some to you too. Gravy shaming is real.

by Gravy lover 87 September 22, 2023

Gravy Hammock

Slang for having runny feces trapped in (normally) whitey tighties.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I ended up with a gravy hammock.

by jihadorbust December 29, 2015