facebook dieting

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!

Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!

by jewboyguido August 2, 2010

Facebook band

A band that has made a facebook page and discusses picture opportunities and makes t-shirts...but hasn't actually written any music, performed anywhere or had any band practices.

Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!

by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011

Facebook Lie

A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .

Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !

Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow

NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !

by lucylionb February 7, 2012

Facebook jihad

A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.

When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.

by ratco June 18, 2015

facebook slip

When you get on your computer for a specific reason and somehow wind up on facebook completely forgetting your original purpose.

loosely based on the concept of a Freudian slip

"Yes, professor, I know my psychology paper is late, but in my defense I experienced a facebook slip. In all reality you should thank me for giving people in your profession something to research."

by jackcracksmith August 30, 2011

Facebook Incendiary

Facebook Incendiary: NOUN, often shortened to FBI

1. one who is obsessed with gaining recognition for clever, witty, or deep musings.
2. one who can never achieve definition 1
3. often cannot spell, this renders them irritating to SPELLING and GRAMMAR POLICE
4. the odour of chan4 lingers around them.

Did you just see Conor Henry's latest status?
Yeah bro, he's such a Facebook Incendiary--it's annoying, but i like it.

by thekidwiththevoice April 4, 2011

Facebook pollution

When your Facebook friends post excessive crap on your page that you don't necessarily want there.

I had to de-friend Laura because she was posting all kinds of Facebook pollution on my page.

by fat marie April 15, 2009