Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain
Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain
by Funny Fountain Guy October 16, 2019
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Boss Funny

When someone says something that's only mildly amusing—or not funny at all—but you feel obligated to laugh because the person who said it is your boss or someone in a position of authority over you.
When my manager told a terrible pun during the meeting, everyone forced a laugh—it was pure boss funny.
by JKBugs December 16, 2024
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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 04, 2018
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random = funny

a thing that's kinda a rule in the internet. it's when you say something random in some conversation or literally anywhere.
aaron: look a chicken with two heads that look like a dick! HAHAHAHA RANDOM = FUNNY!!!!!!!

rational person: nobody laughed.
by rk092 December 26, 2023
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funny-serious

when something seems funny but then 1 minute after you die of laughter at it it isnt funny anymore
after 2 minutes of laughing at that definition on ud, i got a serious case of funny-serious.
by tommyvercettifanclub October 14, 2024
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