throwing firsts

Indicating the person who instigated the fight.

Calvin was throwing firsts and Ernest was catching the ones

by Sir Awesome McFly January 7, 2018

The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021

tie for first

(n.) when two people fall in love, but you both want each other to win. it's something you say so that you both win.

You: I love you!
Me: I love you moreeeeee!
You: NO! I DO
Me: NO YOU FECKING BETCH, I DO.
You: TIE FOR FIRST?
Me: Okay. (: <3
You: (; <3

by Vadriac October 9, 2008

love at first plight

When you are forced to interact with someone due to some unexpected blunder or tragedy (e.g. a car accident) and end up as romantic partners with that person.

Mr. and Mrs. Davis always joke about how they met when his car ran over her mailbox, their love at first plight scenario

by the_one_that_wasnt_taken December 5, 2011

Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction

For every action, there's a social media overreaction. See also: Rayzl's Corollary

Tumblr exemplifies Halasy's First Law of Internet Interaction.

by Andrastegb February 23, 2015

Sophia the First

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.

Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Forest Fire

The act in which two red-headed lesbians scissors, causing their red pubic hair to rub together vigorously.

Yesterday I walked in on my mom and Wendy starting a forest fire. I think I lost interest in all women.

Dang Jim, don't get caught in that forest fire over there.

by Eugene Horney September 10, 2010