Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"
Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
by triscuitss March 3, 2009
Get the fart pattymug. A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015
Get the Plastic Fartmug. The funky smell that escapes when opening and closing the fridge door releasing a combination of old food smells.
Q:phew, whats that smell?
A:I think it is a "fridge fart",I just got a drink from the fridge and the fridge farted!!
must be last weeks leftovers,
A:I think it is a "fridge fart",I just got a drink from the fridge and the fridge farted!!
must be last weeks leftovers,
by please clean my fridge October 6, 2012
Get the Fridge fartmug. One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
Get the fart wizardmug. A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.
For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.
Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.
Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
by DocOnDuty June 29, 2010
Get the Saddam Fartmug. by Memelyn January 9, 2021
Get the Fart Hammockmug. Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.
by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018
Get the Fart waxmug.