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evangelism

A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit.

They are basically misled, ill-informed, cult-like religious freaks who dedicated their lives to evangelism.

They can be easily associated with American White Trash, though many other types of Americans participate, however it is seemingly predominately White Trash.
Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy.
by crazywhitepeople January 6, 2010
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evan

A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.
He is such a great evan.
by ehrhs06 May 3, 2008
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evany

a girl who is gorgeous and super hot, envied by many and loved by few who get her and the great person she is. she also has a big ass and colored eyes, great kisser, and also very sweet and loyal. stubborn at times but the person she is is worth the extra stress.
dude shes such an evany
by yoyocrazymonkey123 May 13, 2015
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Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.
Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.
by f1x September 19, 2009
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evan rivard

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Evalinda

Verb : "To Evalinda."

Misnomer of "Eh Marine".

The act of violently slapping someone across the side of the head, from behind, with enough force to knock them from their seat. Preferably executed whilst the victim is seated in front of a computer. May be accompanied by screaming "EVALINDA!" in a spanish accent (eva-leen-da) just before impact. Should be followed up by a double thumbs-up and a victory dance.
"I evalinda'd her so hard it killed the fetus!"

"EVALINDA!"
"HUHHH?"
*smack*

As seen on youtube : /watch?v=mpHLEm9-0bg
by dannaycanada November 15, 2009
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Evan Peacock

he's a smart dude that is a pussyyyy when it comes to talking to his crush, has had the same haircut since he was a kid, hasn't had any interpersonal connection with a girl and probably never will
Did you hear Evan Peacock just got friend zoned.
by datpabloway February 25, 2017
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