A style of hair similar to the fo-hawk and mo-hawk but even douchier. Street names: Douch-Falcon, Douche-Falc, or D Falc. The front edge of the hair rises in an upward twisting fashion and the bangs are placed to look as if they are messed up.
-Hey, did u see beibs new hair style.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
-Yea, she gave herself a douche-falcon. She looks more stupid than normal.
by Johnny G-man December 13, 2010
Get the Douche-Falcon mug.Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy October 13, 2011
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Get the Douche-Dragon mug.When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 March 14, 2011
Get the Cock Douche mug.A man who has all the inside knowledge of why douche-bags act the way they do. They are capable of helping women, Ex-girlfriends in particular get back at their douche-bag exs. They are rare, in fact almost unheard of. These men are usually attractive nerds and care for the well being of females, hence they get married to the hot ones. If a woman is having trouble with her man or ex. She should seek the advice of these truly unique men.
Morgan- "Why is my ex being a douche bag?
Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."
Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."
Jennifer- "I don't Know but a douche-whisperer helped me know why my ex was in fact such a douche and what I could do."
Morgan- "sweet give me his digits, then we can watch "Dinner For Schmucks."
by Nomyar13 February 20, 2011
Get the douche-whisperer mug.A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."
by Small Peanuts March 12, 2011
Get the Douche Mountain mug.That one person who has the uncanny ability to partake in douchery but does not exibit all the qualities of a typical douche, leading some people into the illusion that this person is not in fact a douche. In many cases a closet douche is only a douche to guys so oblivious girls think hes a cool guy, adding to the hatred of him. Also, creatine is used by certain closet douches to artificially bulk them up, but everyone knows it just shrinks their ballsack.
guy: "God damn Bob is such a douche"
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
by DD6969 January 19, 2010
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