douche head 

Someone who's head looks like a douche.
Can also be someone who has an incredibly ugly face or head.

Sythe says:
fuck
Sythe says:
now i have to define splork
Sythe says:
NOOOO
Alexander Mickhail says:
:P
Sythe says:
some douche head has defined it for me

douche head by sythe February 12, 2005

Douche Rag 

A female version of a “Douche Bag”
Douche Rag, one who, interacts with, congregates with, hangs with, keeps in company with, has sleazy intimate relations with, act like, dresses like, drink with, hair gels with, a Douche Bag.

A 'Douche Rag' likes to chew gum, smoke cigs and wear giant loopy earring’s all at the same time… Lots of perfume and lipstick with f#ck me pumps and a mini. My best friend slept with my X. She’s hanging around the guy who took his shirt off at the party. She’s upstairs doing coke. Blames the alcohol for lude behavior. Likes Asian letter tattoos on Douche bags left arm not right. Two drinks and your baby sitting a very likely back ally blowjob.

Douche Rag by WilliamFuentes December 21, 2008

Douche Cake 

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.

Your such a douche cake

Douche Cake by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005

douche bag 

this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"

only girls wear pink you douche bag.

look at these douche bags.

douche bag by scintifek9 December 28, 2005

Douche Monkey 

Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult

Man your a Douche Monkey

Douche Monkey by Plead for Insanity June 12, 2004

Douche-bag-no-lights 

Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off

Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"

Douche-bag-no-lights by CPap April 6, 2007

Douche Shnozell 

A word to describe the dumb ass actions of a dumb ass person
who repeatedly acts like a douche !!

"That bitch at work was acting like such a fucking douche shnozell."

Douche Shnozell by Kim & Jonnell April 8, 2008