Feral Douche

An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.

Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.

by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010

Douche Bag

Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so

"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag

by Taiiils January 21, 2011

douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Douche-Dragon

A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others

Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche

by King of Douche January 10, 2014

Douche Mountain

A person who so completely embodies douchebaggery, that he or she can be said to be the pinnacle of douches, in otherwords a "Douche Mountain."

That guys is the biggest asshole ever. Whadda douche MOUNTain.

by Small Peanuts March 12, 2011

douche rack

definition for....i.e,....a group of 2 or more douches/assholes, or pricks

dude1: hey dude...check out those posers over there.
dude2: yeah i saw....pffft..what a douche rack

by NOFX=finally, a punk band May 16, 2006

douche trough

Bigger than a douche bag, smaller than a douche rocket. When someone is showing moderate levels of douche behavior.

Guy1: Man he's a douchebag.
Guy2: No way, he's a douche rocket.
Guy3: Okay, let's go with douche trough.

by DHawk33 January 20, 2008