noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Get the Donut Glaze Syndromemug. 1) An erect penis that can penetrate the anus deep enough to extract multiple sections of fecal matter, one on top of the other with evenly spaced rings of feces surrounding the circumference of the shaft.
2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it
2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it
"After powering down this burrito and Thai food with a Dirty Wookie chaser my boyfriend will surely finish with Donut Peg tonight"
"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"
"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"
by MarNavSickPig May 24, 2025
Get the Donut Pegmug. by Kuraiko_the_Neko May 27, 2021
Get the to donutmug. When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.
I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.
by Mackguyver January 9, 2025
Get the Donut swapmug. An informal way of telling someone politely that they are being too formal within a given context despite the atmosphere being chill. A rarer variant is Astral Torus (Latin translation), which is usually used by the person called a Space Donut.
"Hello dear brothers in business, I'd relish to ask for a cup equipollent of roasted, energized bean juice please."
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"
by The Second g April 11, 2022
Get the Space Donutmug. The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.
by Downhillsyndrome December 10, 2017
Get the Frosted donutmug. by aleks henrold January 25, 2017
Get the Donut Scrotummug.