A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
Get the Ding Dong Ditchermug. by DcShaw September 13, 2022
Get the Dingesmug. Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.
by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020
Get the Ding Dongmug. by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018
Get the Ding dongmug. by air-bear is me February 24, 2008
Get the dingmug. Tom: oh yeah humping never felt better * humps and smacks Tim's ass at the same time*
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!
by Darude-Sandstorm January 10, 2015
Get the Ding bagglemug. A ding nut is a person who sucks at everything including lying. Mostly when they lie to their girlfriend about being asleep but they’re actually playing video games and ignoring her.
by Thetruedefiner December 13, 2021
Get the Ding nutmug.