Danger biking

To ride the handle of a knife

I went danger biking at the weekend

by Dick chease February 26, 2021

Danger Noodle

A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.

p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE

p2: You mean a snake?

by Redditor1019 March 11, 2021

Danger noodle

A nope rope but venumiss

Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!

by I want todos May 14, 2021

dandrivist

Something that is so stupid that it’s funny

“My sister is so dandrivist, she thinks chocolate milk comes from cows!”

by Grayroo May 20, 2021

danger wink

When your butthole says a quick hello, poof.

He got me with that danger wink.

by Jason seanders May 27, 2021

Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank

by Archied June 7, 2021

Danerale

Danerale means the coolest fucking person in the whole world, its one of the coolest and most unique name that it only belongs to someone in the Philippines.

You're Danerale :0

by anonymous June 11, 2021