Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.

Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....

by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020

Daving

The act of a male fingering their own asshole. Usually in the position with both legs in the air.

I walked into the room and caught Nathan, Daving.

I bet you were Daving all night long.

by Ted Longford October 2, 2020

Daving

The act of fingering your own asshole while your legs are raised and behind your head.

Oi, stop daving and get over here.

I walked into a room and saw him Daving.

by Cried out for Ted Longford October 14, 2020

Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.

“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”

by cowboy opts October 19, 2020

old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003

Cooling and Dave

friends

not friends with beany, he is a cunt

by bob October 24, 2003

Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003