by Mrix on sticks April 18, 2020
Get the David is a nazimug. The greatest teacher ever because he is very understanding is a caring open minded encouraging person who tells you to never give up,no matter how hard life makes it for you,he will understand and make whatever he can easier for you.
by Precious Warrior December 12, 2017
Get the david correamug. A total bitch who complains about not having enough money for video games, and his best friend is a husbando pillow of Kirito from SAO.
by wavyfleet March 3, 2017
Get the david bakermug. by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020
Get the David Lochmug. Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.
by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018
Get the David Wolfemug. David LaForce is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue ox, Marco Tanzi, David LaForce traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon; the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp of his mighty boot caused the stock market to crash. He and his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi River and freed the slaves. David LaForce singlehandedly caused the 2004 Tsunami by waving his locks of chestnut hair in an Eastern direction.
by El Chalequito November 6, 2010
Get the David LaForcemug. An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.
by Chadouken June 9, 2019
Get the Dammit Davidmug.