chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)

"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)

by votz January 3, 2012

Captain Crunch

When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.

I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.

by harry balzcak September 9, 2009

Youth Council

The greatest group of people who enjoy; all nighters, energizers, honey if you love me, to many pictures, don lee dock, and I'll be.

Person 1: Dude, who are those people.
Person 2: Dude, thats Youth Council.

by littletrick January 14, 2011

The Crunch

The crunch is that point when your really high and you feel as if your in another universe. There are 4 points of the crunch, the beginning of the crunch is when you feel as if your there, but you still have some sense of awareness, the crunch is just straight up amazing, but the edge of the crunch is when you start to trip out, and once you fall off of the crunch, your completely fucked.

"oh my word! the frenchman is definitely at the crunch right now"

by ze tickler August 31, 2011

Cap’n Crunch

Someone who is the overlord of capping, can’t seem to keep it 100.

Goddamn Evan is Cap’n Crunch, buddy is the biggest capper in the whole world.

by Chettywapper November 4, 2019

Counciling

The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!

by Alex Hudock July 8, 2009

crunchin

cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.

Dude! Did you see that guy hacky-sackin? His moves are so CRUNCHIN!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003