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cross the canal

HOME OF THE DOPEHEADS AND A FEW CRACKHEADS LEFT FROM 1990 , A CUT THROAT PLACE WHERE DOPEHEADS THINK MONKEYS ON THEY BACK , WHITE BITCHES SELLLING FOOD STAMPS , BABIES OUTSIDE WITH NO SOCKS DIRTY FEET , FUN FACT THE DOPE IS MORE LIKED WITH FETTY NO WAP , MATTER FACT FUCK BROTHERS RIGHT THERE BY THE BRIDGE THE MEXICAN LADY CAN SUCK MY DICK FROM THE BACK WITH HA TROY PAMLOU LOOKIN ASS
IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son
by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022
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joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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Hoppers crossing

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt
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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Cross Logs

When two people shit in the same toilet.
"Hey man wanna go to the bathroom and cross logs together?
by Bodhei April 9, 2019
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Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.
"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.
by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021
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Cross teaming

a word what does not make scene and a nit called kai
THERE CROSS TEAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lee kirwan April 12, 2019
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