Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/
A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/
A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
by john bellingalal November 09, 2017
A person who is rejected/dissed in any type of situation and simply will not accept it. Unfortunately, a Five-Shade Crazy is unavoidable as said person is persistent and determined to "even the game" due to lack of self-confidence and/or maturity.
by TheHJ March 04, 2010
Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
by TheSilkKIng December 12, 2014
Hot crazy-Scale as it is famous from "How I met your mother", a girl can be crazy as long as she is equally hot.
Mark: so what's with that girl Donna you've dated last night?
Barney: Man she playing ping pong on that hot crazy scale! she gave me head under the table then stabbed me with a fork.
by Rols Rois May 06, 2008
Kind of self-defining. Behaving in ways that are shocking or ridiculous to other people and totally unaware of how others are reacting.
He spent all night trying to impress a stripper with a disappearing coin trick. Rob's Tom Cruise Crazy.
by KLParmley January 20, 2008
An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!
Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
by 2bantah December 13, 2014
Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Damn, that Beccey is one crazy ex girlfriend. Had to move away from New Zealand to start a new life.
by Wow much crazy November 05, 2013