country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017

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Country six pack

When 3 pairs of siblings engage, as a group, in sexual activities

My sister and I called up Dunley and his sister and then Mary Sue and her brother and had ourselves a good ol' country six pack at our parents trailer.

by Yoble August 27, 2014

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A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.

It is finally country hour, I have been waiting all night for it.

by long_john_joe September 16, 2020

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Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022

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Big Country

A person you work with who is partially retarded and acts like they do all the work but really all they do is watch everyone else and rages really bad when they do have to do something, also known to act like a boss and order everyone around also known to yell at dirt, also someone who is big country likes to wallow is the mud to make it look like they actually worked.

Hey did you see that big country he was throwing a fit because he actually had to do something, ya he was so mad he started throwing everything and looked the mud and yelled STOP COMING!!!!

by anonymous August 15, 2024

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