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A phenomenon where in a person (usually a male ages 12-49) will chuck a controller out of frustration, temporarily believing the controller to be an animate object capable of feelin pain.....
Anthony: "WHY DOES JOHN ALWAYS BEAT ME AT MORTAL KOMBAT VS DC...WHY"
::Hurls controller::
John: "Dude.....quit being a controller thrower, it's not like you're goin to teach it a lesson..it's a controller"
::Hurls controller::
John: "Dude.....quit being a controller thrower, it's not like you're goin to teach it a lesson..it's a controller"
by NipTuckJohnny March 31, 2009
Get the Controller thrower mug.Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.
Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!
Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!
Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!
by Daveypants September 29, 2005
Get the Contours mug.Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003
Get the wet t-shirt contest mug.I need more birth control mom, my Captain Kirk Despencer is out.
This Birth Control tastes like elephant
This Birth Control tastes like elephant
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