beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.

"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014

Juggle my chicken

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.

Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.

by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017

something something chicken

A term popularized by the Facebook group Chicken Keeping for Assholes as a loophole

for non-chicken related posts. It later became the slogan for the charity

to help animals and families in need.

Something something chicken, its taco Tuesday!

by Flipflop Queen January 19, 2019

when you are hungry, chicken is the best

Namjoon's jams.

" I can't sleep!" ~RM
"Why? Are you hungry?" ~SJ
"When you are hungry, chicken is the best!" ~RM

by vdeviado May 17, 2017

chicken heads

A girl who performs oral-sex on men alot

Those girls are chicken heads.

by Jessica May 10, 2003

Chicken Lover

Chicken Lover - a lowlife scum who gets turned up by little kids.

My cuz Larry is comin' over, so yo betta keep close eye on yo kids. Dat Chicken Lover be chasing dem li'l chicks all over da farm if you don't keep 'em safe in da coop.

by WaiKai March 25, 2017