Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

pillow cheese

An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum

Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!

by Oneweirddude July 8, 2018

Mexican Cheese

When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.

Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-

Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.

by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018

Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer

“Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”

by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021

Cheese Drip

When a male has sexual relations with an infected dirty beaver and aftarwards finds a thick cheesy crusty like substance driping from his penis. That substance is called Cheese Drip.

I cought cheese drip and it burns... aAOOWWw.

by Rex The Jet November 12, 2010

Cheese Cookie

When you and your partner don't clean up fast enough after a sexual encounter.

She didn't give me a towel and sent me home with a forest full of cheese cookies.

by awaaaa April 14, 2020

sneeze cheese

Food that comes out of your mouth when you sneeze after eating.

"Achoo!" <person looks down at hand> "Awww man, I got the sneeze cheese!"

by Miss09 July 24, 2009