Mia Cantalupo

a slut that can’t stay off of other people’s mans and hu with her best friends crush and is also a drug addict who has fucked 4 people, 5 if u include just the tip she is also referred to as Mia cantaluphoe and may be pregnant we aren’t sure who the dad is tho!!

don’t be all over her boyfriend u don’t want to pull a mia cantalupo

by thotttpartolll March 31, 2019

Spanish Cantaloupe

an SSW

im a Spanish Cantaloupe ✨hehehehe✨

by watermelon_queen September 9, 2022

writer's center monster

the pretend monster living in the abington height's high school's writer's center. it enjoys feasting on google internet searches and gets sick if the student attempts to search for porn. When it is closed, it indicates that the monster has escaped and will not reopen until it returns.

The Writer's Center is closed all day. The Writer's Center Monster must have escaped again!

by i love the WC October 29, 2007

serbu detention center

a shit whole where they think lockin you up is goin to stop you from gettin in trouble. some of the probation officers there are dumb ass bitches who think they own you. Dont let them trick you. They fuck you over every chance they get! So be warned.

serbu detention center.. paschke, frazier, willow

by TheeBitch101 January 4, 2011

The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.

I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!

by Johnny Blaze -v- January 20, 2016

Morton Freshman Center

That school in Cicero that's only for students in their first year of high school. The population consists of 94% Mexicans, 4% blacks, 2% whites, most of which will become some of the most deadbeat people one could ever meet. A large portion of these will flip their shit if you even step a foot within their crusty-ass Air Force Ones. These kids are usually the people to go to if you want some cheap weed or easy and mediocre pussy. It's a real easy place to get drugs and get laid, though the pussy kinda sucks. Many of the students enjoy posting the most pointless pictures on Snapchat and Instagram, which you should stay away from if you're actually a person with productive activities to be doing, but if you're going to school then that's real fucking unlikely. Many adults will talk about this school like it's such a healthy learning environment for the students or whatever the fuck, but it's not. The people you can blame range from Larry Dominick to the teachers who, for the most part, don't give a flying shit about properly teaching the students. Some of the teachers are genuinely cool people that you can have a proper conversation with, but most teachers are not like this at all. Basically, it's a place filled to the brim with some of the most degenerate people you will ever meet, most of the teachers are corrupt and don't give two fucks about the students, and it's pretty easy to get sucked into the deadbeat lifestyle yourself if you really want to.

Just passed by the Morton Freshman Center, some 5'3 Mexican kid with acne and scuffed Jordans just tried to square me up with his group of phonies.

by Thorfinn Karlsefni March 26, 2020

Matt from Centennial

A terrible person, Matt gets no bitches and likes men.

Hey you know Matt from Centennial ? He likes dick in his ass

by Nfjdjfjf September 7, 2022