no cancer

is said when someone says something obvious it's similar to the words * no shit * or *deadass*

G1: The sky is blue today
:g2: No cancer is it?

by AntiNiggers1943 November 4, 2022

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cancer hooker

One who sells their body to make-a-wish to help kids with cancer get laid before the die

“Where do you work now?”
“I’m helping the kids! I’m a cancer hooker!”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

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cancer

something people wont solve

damn nigga i got cancer bruh

by nc b/. qhnvefw May 17, 2019

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A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!

Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*

by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020

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Cancer

A person who ho is bald coz of a disease such as Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif

Person 1: Did u get a haircut

Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious

Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine

by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021

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