canadian mounty

Where you titty fuck a chick and your ass is over the bitches face, so her neck hurts unless her nose is in your butthole

I'm about to canadian mounty your mom and she won't let her neck hurt because she'll of die of neck cancer, faggot.

by ala a nigga January 3, 2009

Canadian Football

The sexual term:
The act of receiving oral sex from your partner, then orgasming on their face, This simple action is followed by placing a large football helmet on the person, backwards. And proceeding to throw them down the stairs.

Man: "dude last night my girl gave me really crappy head, so we played a little Canadian football after she finished."

by Andy SW June 15, 2008

canadians

People who try to crash a party that are trying to fit in and be cool.

Guy1 -"who the hell are those people"
guy2 - "i think they are canadians"

by Fresno State Student August 4, 2007

French Canadian Kissing

Licking someone else's teeth. Just like Canadian bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite French kissing.

French Canadian kissing is often shown on television

by Spinky May 24, 2006

canadian mounty

Most bad@$$, mother fucker you'll ever meet

a canadian mounty, nuf said.

by Afanofourbadassmounties February 17, 2009

Canadian broadcaster

A person who disregards injury of words (ironic to the profession) and proceeds to make fun of someone else's mannerisms, costumes, or dance styles, eluding to that person's possible homosexual lifestyle. In manner of what was done to Johnny Weir after his Olympic men's figure skating routines by broadcasters in Vancouver.

Korina: "He's wearing pink and knows more about fashion sense than me. He *must be gay." Mercedez: "OMG. He just shops at someplace other than the Salvation Army. Don't be such a Canadian broadcaster."

by thedimbulb February 21, 2010

Canadian Waffle Hot Dog

In essence, putting your wiener in a block of cheese while pouring maple syrup on your naked body. It is usually used as a satirical art piece or part of a satirical statement.

If Jackson Pollock's paintings are worth millions, then that video of me doing a Canadian Waffle Hot Dog has got to be worth something

by Johnnyboyee November 15, 2011