Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.
Woman 1: What did he cook?
Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.
by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011

When one covers one's hand with maple syrup and continues to thrust their hand down their opponents throat.
by xander0 July 23, 2018

by Solzkjaarn August 12, 2020

"When a guy is bending over a female and nears climax, but instead of ejaculating pours maple syrup all over her booty and exclaims "sorry"!!!"
by Stickybuns June 23, 2016

A sexual act where you get a 10 pack of timbits from your local Tim Hortons and ferociously devour them out of your girl's pussy. These treats can be in any combination, though sane people opt for mostly chocolate glazed one.
For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
For non-Canadians, this also works with munchkins from Dunkin' Donuts or any other donutholes.
by PerryG December 11, 2019

Canadian dick wrestling is a contact sport in which two males produce their genitalia and the first places his penis on a flat surface, such as a table. The other places his penis on top of the first guy's penis. The first person to get a boner loses.
The party got really out of hand, Fred challenged Peterson to Canadian dick wrestling and then he lost.
by JungleJimbo August 30, 2017

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017
