Baking a cake

When you tell a story and you add too many unnecessary details and it becomes boring.

You-Telling an unnecessarily long, boring story about what you did at the weekend.

Friend-You are baking a cake!

by Kdoug88 October 16, 2018

kooter cake

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.

"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"

by Gangster .O. Love March 4, 2004

Nigger Cake

A term used in the south to indentify watermelon

Bob:"hey they're handed out watermelon in the cafeteria"
Janques:"o man dey handing out some nigger cake"

by gogators04 May 29, 2010

grumble cakes

A tasty snack treat coveted by Strong Bad, but stolen from under his nose by Homestar Runner when he got SB to say something stupid.

Only liars and thieves eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison.

Just ask the cheat.

by BMW March 10, 2004

Majd Cake

A cake that is baked out of an ass. Comes in blueberry, raspberry, blumpkin berry, period-blood-berry

dude, that majd cake is gross

this blumpkin berry is awesome!

by TheDeviousDrDildo October 29, 2009

diaper cake

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake

Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!

by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011

cake-friend

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.

Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."

by juggins mccrea and e-mcg May 1, 2009