Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.

She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.

by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025

Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.

"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.

by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep

SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!

by nigg er face March 18, 2015

clock that tea

used when a person bluntly brings a topic or situation to attention

"clock that tea"

person: "pink friday 2 was a flop"

other person: "clock that tea!!"

by internet slang: a guide December 16, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018