California spicy roll

When you put hot sauce on your cock and fling it around to make a mess
"You were so drunk last night, you gave the party a california spicy roll"
by Roughrid3r73 June 30, 2017
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California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.
Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake
by solomynolo June 25, 2012
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California outhouse fire

The act of when a collection of eight or more homeless men engage in a circle jerk where the pivot man holds a picture of California Governor Gavin Newsom. Then the picture is sent to Gavin Newsom where he will proceed to roll a joint and smoke the semen soaked blunt.
The Idahoan Governor just said California outhouse fire!
by Teleflux September 12, 2021
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california wang sauce

The sexual confidence that somebody from California has, compared to the rest of the U.S.A.
Have you met the new guy, Isaiah, he's got that California wang sauce.
by ToolHandle December 04, 2017
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California Shit Rocket

When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
by marcydibbatome July 01, 2020
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california taco slurp

A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.

2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.
I have skylar a California taco slurp

What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah
by Thebloodycocker November 20, 2015
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California Dick Chicken

A group of 2 or more men such each other’s dick while their dick is in turn being sucked by another party. Like dick chicken, the intention is to prove who is gay first. The game ends when one man ejaculates into another man(s) mouth while the man who tasted the cum is not gay, the person who cummed is. The game is called California Dick Chicken as California is known primarily as a very sexually deviant state as well as having a greater amount of homosexuals in the state. An abbreviation would be CDC.
Damian: Did you know that Brian lost a game of CDC last night?

Ezekiel: What’s that?

Damian: California Dick Chicken is where he came in another man’s mouth.

Ezekiel: That’s disgusting
by Midnight Oil October 18, 2021
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