Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity

Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.

by cut the cards February 4, 2026

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Brooklyn Booger bubbler

When 2 males eat each others boogers until full and proceed to drink a lot of water with laxatives in it causing the 2 males to have to poop where they then proceed to crap in each others mouths until poop begins running out their noses

My friend Randy and I had a Brooklyn booger bubbler and all of that poop bubbled out our noses.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

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shit booger

dried poopie crumbs from not wiping

BRING ME SOME TOILET PAPER, I GOT SOME SHIT BOOGERS

by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025

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Pulling A Booger

My signature move, it is when one puts there hand around a girl, over the shoulders. Whilst in this position you slowly ease your hand underneath said females bra, Kobe!

I had my arm around my girlfriend last night, so I decided I should be Pulling A Booger. She was amused, but her parents didn't enjoy such conduct at the dinner table.

by Boogerhaze March 5, 2010

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The White Booger

The White Booger refers to a shitboxvehicle, any make or model, which color is white. The White Booger constantly runs like shit regardless of how much money you dump into it. The White Booger won't die because it's cursed to run like shit forever causing the owner frustration, grief, and an empty wallet. The only way to rid yourself of the curse is to sell the pile of shit to an unsuspecting ass bastard.

John would be a wealthy and happy man but he owns The White Booger so he is cursed to be poor and miserable!!

by Pickles84 December 10, 2016

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