The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
by emiliesfo June 17, 2016
Get the uneven boobsmug. The complete inner breast area, top to bottom. Different from cleavage in that the upper center boob is not exposed, but the entire inner boob area is. Boobs also are not pressed together. Paragon would be Katy Perry in chartreuse dress at the 2013 Grammys. Several other examples of women presenting awards from 2012 - 2017 at most non-country music awards shows exist as well.
Wardrobe choices are so limited for flat-chested women who have to present awards nowadays. They have no inner boob.
by Yujo28 March 5, 2017
Get the Inner boobmug. Refers to woman's breast that have not had any surgical operation performed on them that would make them bigger, or on rare occasions, smaller. The original pair of breast. Better than the fake ones.
In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.
In a way similar to stock rims on a car. Which are the rims that come with a brand new car when it's manufactured.
by MrTallyMon August 8, 2012
Get the Stock Boobsmug. by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
Get the Fantasy Boobsmug. by FrickinBrad April 11, 2016
Get the Seuss Boobsmug. Gorilla Boobs are bulky human female breasts. These breasts are large, slightly hairy, and at a quick glance look like they should be attached to a gorilla.
by Miss Mia Wallace June 14, 2018
Get the Gorilla Boobsmug. by Alice shoreson January 25, 2019
Get the boob scoopmug.