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Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.
CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.
by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011
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Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.
Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!
by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019
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Bloody Brilliant

A term of irony used to describe an equally ironic joke/event.
Bystander: “my mother was brutally raped last night

Charlie C: “Bloody Brilliant
by JackIsVeryFlippingFat March 13, 2022
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bloody ice cream

A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.
“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”
by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022
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A bloody finish

a bloody finish is where when your about to cum you take ur dick out and punch ur girl or pleasurable partner in the nose and saying that’s a bloody finish
Steve”I gave my girl a bloody finish/tom”what’s that/Steve”i punched my girl in the nose and said that’s a bloody finish
by Aidzhas no aids October 30, 2023
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Bloody Muddy

When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.
What took so long in the bathroom.

I had to do a bloody muddy.
by Pampermebae88 July 18, 2022
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