blind sneeze

its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands

this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*

by sneeeze March 5, 2019

side-blind

(Used of drivers) driving on either side of the road, thus violating traffic rules and posing a threat to other drivers and pedestrians.

Traffic police must issue tickets to side-blind drivers.

by uttam maharjan September 13, 2010

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Boob Blind

When a person is totally blinded by a womans boobs, no matter how bad her personality is or her other features, the boobs make these things unimportant

Dude i cant believe Mary slept with Richards Dad, The milkman, the family Alsatian and Mr Singh from the corner shop........ at the same time, then stole his life savings and married Carlos and he still wants to be with her.

That's because he's boob blind bro, have you seen that rack?!

by MrFlynn January 2, 2018

Blind service

In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.

Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.

by Hym Iam October 28, 2022

blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes

Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes

by Truckie April 19, 2018

Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.

Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.

by flybotworld March 7, 2025