Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

by Omega Potato February 18, 2019

i'm a put you to bed

when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep

J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed

guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....

by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007

I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.

Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.

by honkofthehank November 29, 2012

Youngstown King-Sized Bed

Two twin-sized mattresses, usually of inferior quality and purchased from a discount mattress outlet, pushed together to make a bed similar in size to a King. Named after the city of Youngstown, Ohio, where this concept was developed.

We couldn't afford a standard or California King so we got a Youngstown King-Sized Bed instead.

by TheYO May 14, 2011

Right I'm going to bed

Right I'm going to bed is used when trying to tell a girl you like her and you've had enough of pouring your heart out.

Right I'm going to bed. Nothing will change. I just really like you

by Bradley Frisby October 30, 2018

never put a hat on a bed

Superstition. (Cowboy superstition)

Invokes bad luck, injury, or death.

As seen in 'Urban Cowboy': Never put a hat on a bed

by susanmvh March 15, 2014

sleeping in the centre of a double bed

one of the coolest things EVER!!!

I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

by Jizzles March 16, 2003