Clam Beat

The rhythmic pulsation of the female genitalia in response to stimulation via either an external source or in some cases the mere thought of a sexual encounter. This phenomenon is usually accompanied by the excretion of bodily fluids stated colloquially as "clam chowder."

At first I didn't think Jackie was that in to me until the clam beat started up, from there on out it was like Ivar's up in the bitch.

by willywiggles September 9, 2012

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep

1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"

by Your Brothers Johnson October 16, 2010

Beat Jam

A song one would have sex to.

Marvin Gaye's Sexual healing and Flight of the Conchords's Business Time are great Beat Jams!

by whizkidd May 25, 2008

street beat

1. n. slang term for a drum cadence

1. Alright, guys, we gotta get the new street beat down before next Saturday's contest, so SHOVE YOUR BITCHIN' UP YOUR ASS AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

by dvdwinter9 July 25, 2007

beat sideways

A way of describing a girl who is unattractive even from the side view.

"Yo man, her sister is beat SIDEWAYS, yo. Chill, son."

by Sir Psycho Sexy the 3rd June 23, 2006

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003