Man Pumping

(Aka mumping)

Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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Dhar Manned

When you get taught a lesson, usually one of Dhar Mann's lessons.
Guy1: So you see, if you cheat, you'll never get ahead.
Guy2: Damn it, I've been Dhar Manned...
by Lightning McQueen_Gaming September 10, 2021
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Soy Man

A song on Youtube about a guy who drinks soylent and gets superpowers. It's funny and stupid.
Soy Man is a cool guy that drinks soylent and has powers
by Soy Man Fan October 11, 2019
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Dumpster Man

A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.
"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"

"That was probably just Dumpster Man."
by Dumpster Man January 27, 2015
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Tan man

A man that only knows tan for color. He wears tan clothes, he is heavier than the most tan Tiger tank, he makes a feast out of his enemies fear.
DAmm, AquaFps Is such A Tan man.
by KreamCola February 23, 2021
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Barry Man

Someone who is very fuuckiing stupid.
"Whats 1+1" Barry:"14" OP:"Why do you have to be such a Barry Man."
by ClassicMan10203 October 12, 2020
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Volcano man

My friend was a volcano man when i got his sister pregnant.
by Bobby Richards February 26, 2010
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