vein opener

A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.

I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.

by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016

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Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.

Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'

by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013

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Open The Dojo

To start a fight using martial art techniques(MMA).

Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."

by Pocha December 4, 2010

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Open Ear

The ability to listen to any music genre and sounds around you and appreciate and like it

Hey man weren't u listening to classical music this morning now extratone and you sleep with harsh noise?

I just have an open ear buddy

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schools will remain open

This sentence is referred to as a meme as schools do everything to get youu to school.

tornado happened and theres no schoo left?
schools will remain open

fuck school. definniton above schools will remain open

by urbanwriter111 March 26, 2023

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spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

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