Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop June 01, 2025

How to make yourself attractive to women

You want to know? Since men apparently don’t know I will teach you.

Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”

by Hym Iam October 17, 2022

Love Yourself

Love yourself around the internet who cares if ur a lazy person or rich u just need to be urself

Girl:I don’t love myself
Girl 2:love yourself!

by .fwoms October 28, 2021

kid yourself

Same as kill yourself.The rarest thing you can see in the chat.Mostly used to bypass chat filter.

Person 1:I think "Who asked?" is the best insult!
Someone:Bro,kid yourself...

by Blockysol August 08, 2023

feeling yourself

What you say about or to someone who have gotten arrogant, boastful, and beside themselves.

Since you're feeling yourself then you can pack your bags and get out of house.

by Mackendeez January 31, 2024

Do It Yourself!!

“Do It Yourself!!” is a Japanese anime released in 2022 about a girl named Serufu Yua (referred

to as “Yua Serufu”) going to a different all-girls high school than her friend Miku Suride (called

“Purin” most of the time) and having to make new friends. Serufu is a clumsy person and always
gets herself hurt in some way. Serufu decides to join the DIY Club at her school after

overhearing about it from the club leader, a third-year student named Rei Yasaku and a staff member at the school talk about it. The anime also has a Live Action adaptation and manga

Person 1: "What's your favorite anime"

Person 2: "'Do It Yourself!!'"

Person 1: "What About your favorite book?"

Person 2: "'Do It Yourself!!'"

Person 1: "And how about favorite live action adaptation?"

Person 2: "'Do It Yourself!!'"

by Archimedes4047 January 31, 2025

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 22, 2023