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african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.
My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.
by GoldTesla June 13, 2024
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seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better
Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat
by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017
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Crazy Bat

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.
by aho89 November 22, 2011
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Fukk you tam bat

Slang for saying “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: Mann shawty said I got her pregnant
Person 2: Fukk you tam bat
by KlevvyOnPerkks August 5, 2022
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Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.
If you come into our room you may find us brown batting
by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017
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Bat wing

The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.
Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.
by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019
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