bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.

get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.

by CosmicEye July 4, 2016

Baker’s wife

When your doing your girl missionary and you pull out and cum all over her chest and stomach, throw a towel on her and let it dry. She stands up and has a cum glued apron on her.

I just made my girl a Baker’s Wife

by pvtyoung740 June 7, 2020

camel-backer

A person who is like the skin on the back of a camel. Frequently has fleas and bad dandruff.

Jack is such a camel-backer. He never even takes a shower!

by amoami November 4, 2010

double backed monster

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.

i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Twice Baked

Smoking the purp all day and tanning at the beach. =

Smoking mary jane in the sun while you are tanning; you are twice baked.

by KiinkyKiki June 24, 2013

pussy bake(d)

Something pleasing, especially sensually so (to the eyes, to the nose, etc.)

Kahla: The brownies will be ready in a hot minute.
Shawn: Damn, they smell good! Pussy bake(d)!

by k-zaj August 8, 2016

adam baker

a master in the art of sex. baker's like to run, and women like their baker's black. Also, adam baker's does not mind a little bit of penis. they love to watch porn, and politics

adam baker watched a little bit of porn before he went for a run to get a little bit of penis

by swaggotcattot August 5, 2016