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cheese bread

a multi perpose word denoting laziness, obesity, greasiness, obsession, and a generally repulsive and unhealthy lifestyle.

it originated from a youtube hip-hop video called "everyday normal crew" by comedy rapper jon lajoie , wherein he introduces a friend of his who he calls "cheese bread" because of his habit of getting out of bed every morning, putting "five slice of cheese on five slice of bread", " microwaving that shit" eating it, and going back to bed.

the main useage is the verb form, in which case, "to cheese bread" something, or "cheese breading" something means to obsess over or overdo one single activity.

in adjective form, cheese bread describes a person as disgusting or lazy , or a period of time spent behaving in a disgusting , lazy or unhealthy manner.
verb

1: "i'm taking a week off work so i can cheese-bread gears of war 3 "
2: my parents just got into the wire , they're cheese breading that shit."
3: i can't listen to that album anymore, i cheese breaded it and i'm sick of it now."

adjective

1: "yo man i got up at 2:30 pm today, smoked a fat ass j bone, and ate nine cans of ravioli while watching 25 back-to-back episodes of my little pony : friendship is magic. i didn't brush my teeth or take a shower or anything. it was totally fucking cheese bread."
by fangdangler May 27, 2011
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tom brady

an ok quarterback. hes got the best wide receivers in the league that catch passes anywhere and has a great running back. if he was on any other team he would have normal numbers at best. he is so overrated its not even funny...whoever says he is underrated is just plain stupid.
tom brady is underrated, don't you think so?

no are you stupid hes always on tv and is overrated,Peyton mannings still good without Marvin Harrison and Anthony Gonzalez
by Fahot December 30, 2007
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Ginger Bread Bitch

A fine-ass ginger female with an amazing body and assets. These girls know they look fine because red-heads are a dying breed.
*Red-head walks past*
Friend 1: Damn. A ginger with legs, an ass and some nice titties. Pretty hard to find. That bitch is fine as fuck.

Friend 2: You are not lying. That's a Ginger Bread Bitch.
by Nicccccccceeeeeeee January 8, 2011
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Bread Monkey

a nigga who hungry for your paper cuz they ain't got any
you:"wats good b"
bread monkey:"ay man let me hold a dollar"
by notez September 25, 2006
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Tom Brady

While in the process of taking a shit starting to jerk off using the shit as lube. Usually done by homosexuals.
Adam decided to do a pre-game Tom Brady before his soccer game.
by JayT12 January 31, 2010
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breaded

Between blackout drunk and needing to go to the hospital.
To be so intoxicated that the person looking after you gives you bread to sober up.

Breaded (prank):
To place a slice of bread and trash can next to someone sleeping (drunk or not) and take a picture.
Bro, I'm going to get breaded tonight.
by Cof Cub February 23, 2013
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romanian breadbasket

when a male sits on the floor with his legs crossed and his female companion does a head stand with her head positioned between the males legs and proceeds to suck him off.
yo dawg you so lucky ya gurl is in da gymnastics she can give yo white ass da romanian breadbasket man
by tdammon April 2, 2009
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