sugar-blindness

A temporary state in which sweet food or drink items cause a person to find savory or otherwise less sweet food or drinks less sweet or appealing, when they would otherwise think that it is sweet.
*Drinks very sweet coffee, then eats some jelly toast* “This toast isn’t very good… I’m probably sugar-blind from my coffee.”
“I’ve got sugar-blindness from that donut I ate before supper.”
by Narf1107 September 10, 2022
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Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it
When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind
by Katy Pig October 07, 2018
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Luster Blind

Being unable to identify shiny colors, thinks silver is gray, gold is yellow.
Dave said the car was gray when it really was silver, he admits to being "luster blind."
by Confused1959 February 25, 2014
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male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 31, 2024
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Blind Fish

Another term for eggy bread. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!
Do us a favour and stick some blind fish in with me full english would ya!
by Katie_NH April 06, 2008
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Scify-Blind

Scify-Blind is when your half blind and one is born normal but, the other is blind.
"I heard she's Scify-Blind"
by Open_Dictionary September 16, 2020
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emoji blind

When your poor ass too broke, and you got an old ass phone that can't keep up to date with new emoji, so all you see are blocks. Your ass blind to everybody's culturally appropriate shrugs, thoughtful smiley faces, and tacos.
Girlfriend: 🤷🏻 ♀️🤷🏻 ♀️
You: I can't see that. I'm emoji blind
by wokeupinapanic October 05, 2017
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