hayden asshole

someone who takes everyones kills in zombies and never opens the fucking doors or saves anyone, but will have bitch fit if he or she goes down and makes the controller greasy as fuck.

person1: hayden can you please revive me i`ll open the door to jug.
hayden asshole: no dude i cant i`m to far away and there is a million zombies.
person1: its the end of the round and i made i crawler your right next to me but you ran away to pack a punch you asshole.
hayden: can you guys get george away from me i shot him by accident.

by patrick spencer September 24, 2011

eat asshole

What nishiniggs has for breakfast, lunch and dinner

nishiniggs-I like to lick pussy and eat asshole

by nishiniggs May 26, 2009

asshole sign

A goatee, so named because guys generally grow one after deciding to be the biggest jerk they can be.

"Man that guy screwed me over big time. I had no idea." "Huh?!? What about his big ol' asshole sign?"

by William Tare Fox February 24, 2010

Asshole Breaker

In proper use, A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER. A term for a gay man of exceptional proportions. Can also be used in discussion or comment threads pertaining to assholes or cocks of any shape, size, and color.

* <==8 Bam!
o <==8 Bam!
O <==8 Bam!
() <==8 Bam!
=( )= <==8 Bam!
=(☼)= <==8 Bam!
A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER!

(example taken from this reddit thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jgws/the_votecount_of_this_post_decides_if_i_tell_my/c06tsxu?context=10

)

by Haiavaha December 20, 2008

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

fucken asshole

when your underage and try to by ciggarets and the store clerk wont sell them to you without an id

dude thats guys a fucken asshole he wont sell me ciggs cuz im not 18

by gangztabitch May 18, 2010

chipotle asshole

commonly known as the red ass, or if you eat a spicy mexican meal the day after you will probably have a chipotle asshole.

After Jonathan competeted in the jalapeno eating contest he had a chipotle asshole for a week

by T-bone 1 February 12, 2007