Great American Hair Cape

A mullet. A hair style that is noticeably longer in the back than it is in the front.

"Ladies and gentleman, let us all rise to salute The Great American Hair Cape" said the proud, teary-eyed emcee.

by Pompadork September 21, 2009

The American Metaphysical Circus

An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.

Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."

Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"

Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."

Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)

by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010

corporate america voice

The voice that you use with customers/clients in the workplace. It's always amicable, with heavy use of upward inflections. The term was coined by Donnell Rawlings in his comedy act "From Ashy to Classy".

Say you work at a pizza place, and you're pissed off. Then a customer calls. Despite your anger, you will talk to that customer with an upward inflection, kiss their ass, and be almost overly friendly. The call ends. You've just utilized your corporate america voice. You can now go back to being grouchy, saying mean things about the customers who deserve it, and swearing profusely.

by R. Cal May 21, 2012

North American Trifecta

When an American has sex with either a Canadian in Mexico or an Mexican in Canada.

"Did you hear that Jake completed the north american trifecta during spring break in Cancun"

by Hittin it from behind January 10, 2013

concerned american

A "Concerned American", is one who has had enough of the government's intrusion into their "daily" lives, some one who has watched the "decline" of the peoples Rights, as defined by the original writers of the Constitution. Who has seen the government being taken over by the controlling interests of money hungry corporations, who now are actually in control of the government. A "Concerned American", is one who will speak out against the tyranny which is starting to engulf this country, and turn it into a third wold mud puddle where the "rich" will always have, and the poor get poorer and poorer. A "concerned American is one who will defend himself against these oppressions, just as the founding fathers did against a tyrannical British rule. A concerned American will not allow the government to "brainwash" our children into placidity about their lives, and their place in the world. A "Concerned American" will be willing to defend his home against the government force that will be placed into this country, by illegal means to squelch any form of rebellion, or resistance, an example being of the "Police State" we are now experiencing, where law enforcement now can do "no wrong",A "concerned American", will stand up for what he believes in his heart to be true, and fair, even if it costs him his "freedom" from an oppressive government.

I am a concerned American because i am watching my rights decline before my eyes.

by corruption monitor September 20, 2013

Captain America'd

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.

Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass

by orbitalUncertainty April 7, 2018

Anglo American School of Moscow

A rich ass school in Moscow. It is over populated with Russians. The elementary school cafeteria tastes like ass but the middle school and high school cafeteria is bomb. If you go to this school you are somewhat rich. It is located right next to pokrovsky hills which is a neighborhood filled with rich Americans. Pretty fucking great school.

CNN: Vladimir Putin is closing down the Anglo American School of Moscow because of sanctions placed on the USA
Students: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING ISM (International School of Moscow)
AAS: Yeah that ain’t true. WHY THE FUCK CNN?

by your definition lord March 10, 2019