An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.
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PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!
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Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
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