A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
by NAUGHTY NONCE February 01, 2020
the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion
strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over
by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011
An act of masturbation where the person sticks at least one finger up their ass whilst masturbating.
Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
by Lancastrian Wolf November 19, 2013
Usually used as a respond to 'gen up'. E.g. I just saw a unicorn crapping rainbows, gen up! Nae mate that's pish wank
by Thehobbit February 14, 2015
by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014
Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?
John - What??
Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!
John - Was he alone?
Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!
John - Jeeze Becs!!!
John - What??
Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!
John - Was he alone?
Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!
John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 06, 2012
Alternate term for sport utility vehicle or SUV. Any large, ugly, innefficient, fuel guzzling vehicle. An urban "tank" driven by an urban "wank"!
I often choke on the fumes from wank tanks left running on the street while I'm walking around town.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.
by Simon Ham November 26, 2007