Virgin Suicide

When two people have sex for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are homosexual.

Dan: So Dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
Dave: Horrible. I'm suffering from virgin suicide.
Dan: Dude! You mean she's a lesbian now! Oh man, you must be depressed!

by MikeMikeMikeMikeu December 30, 2012

Ok, Virgin

A general response to disregard everything someone has previously stated by claiming they have never had sexual relations. Similar to the term ok boomer

Fiona: I should just know by now that if I don't understand something you say, I should make use of urban dictionary😂

Me: Ok, Virgin

by TheBlight December 27, 2019

Virginity Fairy

An Internet acquaintance who visits you with the intention of taking your virginity.

"Did the virginity fairy ever show?"
"Nah man, still gotta get my V-card punched."

by brooket October 8, 2014

Sweaty Virgin

A virgin Who is legit SWEATING because he/she wants some cock or pussy

My kids are such fucking sweaty virgins they lost there virginity to each other

by Switchslash March 15, 2020

Giga-Virgin

A virgin who is at least 50 years of age, never kissed, and has a mother who had them with a c-section (Never touched a viginia)

Me: My Grandpa is a Giga-Virgin!
Freddy: That doesn't make any sense.

by The head ofthe EDP-445 fanclub November 4, 2018

Mouth Virgin

Someone who has never had their first kiss.

Brian: Hey guys am I weird for not having my first kiss?
Mike: Shut up you Mouth Virgin!

by Gee_._Note November 23, 2017

Virgin socks

A sock which comes between the ankle and the knee.
Indicates virginity.

P1: Check out her virgin socks!
P2: They go nice with her knee length skirt

by thisiseffy March 14, 2011