When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
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Get the douche cough mug.When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
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by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016
Get the douche-calade mug.A phrase that describes someone who acts like a GoPro camera is following them wherever they go. To them their life is so much more awesome than yours. Their vocabulary consists of hyperbolic poser slang such as: "juiced", "stoked", "gnarly", "hairy", "treacherous" and "amped".
Sarcastically: GoPro Awesome/Badass
Sarcastically: GoPro Awesome/Badass
That story you told me about the "hairy" BASE jumping/cave dive is really starting to make me think you're a GoPro Douche.
by Critical Dolphin July 27, 2015
Get the GoPro Douche mug.Porte-manteau term used as a derogative aimed at females. Comprised of "Douche Bag" and "Slag", hence combining the attributes associated with both words, into one.
A young woman or girl with questionable moral values and a natural attraction towards complete Douche Bags, coupled with a total absence of intellect and self-censorship, compounded with an overall lack of class.
A young woman or girl with questionable moral values and a natural attraction towards complete Douche Bags, coupled with a total absence of intellect and self-censorship, compounded with an overall lack of class.
Marty : Bro, you know Ben's ex, Jenny?
Sam : You mean the slut who gave B.Jss to the entire Lacrosse team?
Marty: Yup, that's the one!
Sam: What about her?
Marty: Well, I saw her last night at Angel's and she was lap dancing all over this greasy metrosexual poofter!!!
Sam: Dude! She's a total Douche Slag!
Sam : You mean the slut who gave B.Jss to the entire Lacrosse team?
Marty: Yup, that's the one!
Sam: What about her?
Marty: Well, I saw her last night at Angel's and she was lap dancing all over this greasy metrosexual poofter!!!
Sam: Dude! She's a total Douche Slag!
by McKinnay July 28, 2010
Get the Douche Slag mug.That one person who has the uncanny ability to partake in douchery but does not exibit all the qualities of a typical douche, leading some people into the illusion that this person is not in fact a douche. In many cases a closet douche is only a douche to guys so oblivious girls think hes a cool guy, adding to the hatred of him. Also, creatine is used by certain closet douches to artificially bulk them up, but everyone knows it just shrinks their ballsack.
guy: "God damn Bob is such a douche"
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
oblivious girl: "No he's not, he's really a nice guy and he's so muscular."
guy: "No he definatly is, it's just he's just a huge closet douche."
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