An online dictonary that allows us magnificent people to write a definition for a word to see if it will get published. The Urban Dictionary website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham. It is a rather interesting website, but it can be used by people to harass or bully other people. Such as, writing the targets name and making cruel remarks about the person. The Urban Dictionary Editors has also rejected all of the words I put in a definition for, and I am hoping that they will see how brilliant and beautiful my writing is now. The UD Editors reject anything that is comical and entertaining. Scratch that, they reject everything with a true meaning. (Editors, you better accept this otherwise I wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back, and I mean it) So this is my explaination of the Urban Dictionary, and this is how I see this majectic website whoch has no meaning at all except for the fact it makes me laugh once in a blue moon.
Karl: The Urban Dictionary rejected every single word I defined!
Jacky: Have you tried making the words meaningless and bland?
Karl: ...
Jacky: Have you tried making the words meaningless and bland?
Karl: ...
by plues.344err March 09, 2018
by Shabobeli September 27, 2017
by Probably Notmyrealname October 01, 2018
by plz accept my definition January 29, 2020
A place yo find definitions of random shit also tells you to not post hate speech but they really dont care
by Black nigger monkey hate August 15, 2022
Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023