matt haskins

Will be seen eating out of a flask. Has many nicknames (matt flaskins, backflip haskins, chad, eugene, maaaatt haaaaskins, solid gold ect. Very good at parkour

Matt haskins do a triple parkour backflip

by scorchedbeach June 12, 2016

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Matt Rash

the severe and extensive facial bleeding experienced post making out with Matthew Ragh.

Guy 1 : Dude, whats up with your face?

Guy 2 : Oh I know. I made out with Matt Ragh last night.

Guy 1 : Got a case of the Matt Rash. Nice one bra.

by jarpag October 13, 2010

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An overwhelmingly disgusting, and sometimes funny male named Matt. Who roams myspace hitting on and insulting females. He bakes "e-cookies" or whatever. Also he spams the myspace chat rooms like an immature little child.

I hope Nasty Matt doesn't come and spam this chatroom.

by matt543111 October 16, 2008

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matt buckingham

An utter goat

Brandon: Your racist
Ms Williamson: Stop saying that
Brandon: You goat matt
Matt Buckingham: *dem lols*

by HelloMrBrandon November 11, 2013

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Matt hood

A stupid fucking jewish nigger faggot who nobody likes and thinks hes better that everyone and is a fucking leach

Dude matt hoods a faggot

by Bigblackcock999 May 18, 2019

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matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020

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